So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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