beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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