Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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