used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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