he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I wish you could order shots online.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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