i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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