i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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