we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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