their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
A bitchslap is in order.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
