I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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