I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I have already put on my inside pants.