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• (831): View more from California

  I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.

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  stop. you already have a dog

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• (716): View more from New York

  why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary

  (716): View more from New York

  i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal

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• (727): View more from Florida

  If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife

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  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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• (716): View more from New York

  since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.

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• (408): View more from California

  Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I have already put on my inside pants.

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