I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me