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That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.

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omg, i know.

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we're too high.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....

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(702): View more from Nevada

shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?

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(646): View more from New York

I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance

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(630): View more from Illinois

Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake

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(540): View more from Virginia

Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar

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