Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
