i jhust puked up my retainher.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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