I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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