I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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