he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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