i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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