used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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