So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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