His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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