but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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