That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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