is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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