by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
time to smoke my breakfast
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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