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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  At least we don't have one night stands

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  True that. We sink our claws in our men.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  why does my vagina smell like weed?

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  omg thats a great idea

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere

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• (813): View more from Florida

  If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.

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• (916): View more from California

  We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate

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• (903): View more from Texas

  On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty

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