Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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and next time when you feel me up, do it right
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someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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