Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.