Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

Culvers...So Good

(313): View more from Michigan

So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.

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(720): View more from Colorado

haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"

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(301): View more from Maryland

it's like iHOP with fire

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(951): View more from California

I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal

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(248): View more from Michigan

after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life

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(239): View more from Florida

Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?

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(805): View more from California

Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?

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