But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.