That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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