ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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