Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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