For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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