This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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