so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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