What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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