I just made out with a guy for $7.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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