so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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