doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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