That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Just pee around me
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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