wrigley field is MILF paradise
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
My dick has a subreddit
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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