I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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