As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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