he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
she told me i tasted like america
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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