He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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