NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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