Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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