She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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