Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My vagina is officially offended.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night