I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.