dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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