talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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