How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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