I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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