i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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