I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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