ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
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not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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