This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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